BRIAN SAYS:
Holy wow! It’s been less than a
year between postings! Tell your friends! Tell your neighbors! Tell your
Priest! We’re heading to Crazytown and I think I’m the Mayor! Okay, I might
have oversold it a bit. Sorry. It’s just another post pulling back the curtain
that separates Chris and me from the rest of the world.
So, the last time we deconstructed
some stories from our short story collection, The Drunken Comic Book Monkeys in: Scary Tales of Scariness
(available here and here), Chris and I looked at a couple of
our favorites. This time, we’ll take a look at a couple that really stood out
for us. Or me, I’d have to say it’s the last story in the book, “The Drunken Comic
Book Monkeys vs. The Devil,” for many reasons.
As we were writing the book, we
went along our merry way doing some goofy things that led to unanswered
questions. Beer Pants. Talking to animals. Dying more than the average human
being. Why there’s a goat in a few of the stories. As we were finishing up the
rest of the stories, we were running out of opportunities to explain ourselves.
It finally dawned us to do one final story where we match wits with the devil.
Better yet, we force Jeff to match his wits with the devil. And it worked.
Within the stories, we go up
against scary creatures and other dastardly villains. The creatures were all
fun, but the villains of the human variety lacked a certain level of
relatability. After we finished about half of the stories and started talking
about sequels to the book itself, we realized that it would be super fun to
have Jeff as the antagonist, trying to kill us. “The Drunken Comic Book Monkeys
vs. The Devil” sets that up very nicely, as if the motivation to kill us isn’t
obvious enough.
One interesting piece of trivia is
this story parallels the first story I ever had printed in a magazine titled,
“Why I am no longer a lawyer.” In that story, a young man makes a deal with the
devil. Regretting what he did, he went to consult a lawyer. The parallel
between that story and “The Drunken Comic Book Monkeys vs. The Devil” is part
of the reason why the characters of Brian and Chris get what they want and
still escape with their souls is because of paperwork. The idea stemmed from
soooooooo many “make a wish” stories where the wish maker gets screwed over by
the wish giver because of poorly worded wishes. If I ever have a chance at
receiving a wish or two from a near-omnipotent being, you better believe that
I’m going to dot my “t”s and cross my “i”s before I utter any part of that
wish, and all kinds of eyes will be crossed by the time I’m done!
Even though this story is the last
one in the book, it’s the one that ties most of the other stories together.
With a dash of meta-humor, the reader now gets a better understanding of the
universe were working in and the characters running around in it. The goat?
What about the goat? Well, you’ll just have to read the story to find out….
CHRIS SAYS:
Howdy, fellow reader! I see Brian
is trying to set up here. Like anyone could choose one favorite from amongst
their thousands of stories (or, in this case, half a dozen)! It’s a daunting
task, I say! But I can do this….
When we had gotten to the point of
falling off the barstools while discussing The Drunken Comic Book Monkeys
project two things were evident: I had to do a zombie story (because Brian
hates them!) and it had to be ridiculous. So when next we met, I was about 1000
words into the story and I told Brian that Drunken Comic Book Monkey Brian was
turning out to be a legendary cusser. He thought for a second and said “Dude,
it has to be PG13.” Well, dang. So I went home and pulled up the story. I laid
on the delete key like a Rhode Island driver punishing the car horn in light-to-moderate
traffic. I now had a story that was 273 words long and I was less than pleased
about it. So I wondered, “What would Brian do?” Well, that’s easy! He’d do
something that I hate. Hmmmmm….
We’ve already established that
Brian isn’t overly fond of zombie stuff, so I needed to dig a little but
deeper. Speech tags! Brian hates it when there are no speech tags! Brilliant!
I’ll write a story without any speech tags. After a few hundred more words, I
remembered an old college writing challenge where we were forbidden to use
narrative exposition….All dialogue sans speech tags! That’s it! I’ll write the
whole dang thing in dialogue! Words flew on to paper and I was loving how
quickly I could type if I didn’t have to consider verbiage on the speech tags.
Suddenly I’m a few thousand words
into the story and I can’t shake the nagging feeling that I don’t know how to
end this thing, so I get the idea “what if I don’t?” If I blame the whole thing
on the dastardly Potato People, then I can keep the pure dialogue gag going for
another whole story and I have a reason for the zombie appearances. So I rolled
with it. When I was about halfway through the Potato People story I realized
that I didn’t know how to end that one either, so I figured “if it works once,
then why not try it again?” Of course, as soon as Brian found out my little
scheme, he forbid me from using dialogue in the Cthulhu story, which was fine
by me and I like to think that it rankled him that the story got
finished….Well, Brian is due back any minute now and I just swiped his last
beer, so I’ll be seeing you!
